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Houseboat Adventures for Guys. Man laws. Don’t worry, ladies your rules are next week.

After spending the weekend with my brothers and dad on a houseboat, I realized one of the things that makes houseboating so great-the houseboating code.  The code is a list of unspoken rules that must be followed on a houseboat trip to maximize the fun that is able to be had.  It is a sacred rulebook that can be felt more than spoken.  If you have never been houseboating, you may be unaware of its power and consequences of not following it.  For those who have houseboated, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

Today’s key points are on the male version of the houseboating code, I’ll address the ladies next time.  Testosterone is my language of choice, so I’ll start with my own comfort zone and venture off into the wilderness of the female mind later.  Dudes, listen up, this stuff is important for you and your buddies to have the most memorable houseboating trip ever.  Seriously.

1. On the roadtrip to the houseboat, the man with the strongest bladder dictates pit stops, not the man with the weakest.
2. What happens on a boat, stays on a boat.  Vegas is nothing compared to a good houseboat adventure.
3. Don’t act like a moron longer than 20 minutes straight or you will be thrown overboard.
4. No man shall ever turn down free beer… for any reason. Never. Ever.
5. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking.  Preferably meat, but considering the location, fish is a good choice as well.  And no, smores don’t count as meal planning.
6. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.
7. Any man whose toes touch yours in the hot tub for longer than 3 seconds must be immediately questioned as to his intentions with this relationship.  If unacceptable answer is presented, immediately thrown out of the tub.
8. Complaining about the brand of a free beer is unacceptable.  If the temperature of said beer is unsuitable, complaints will be heard.
9. Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos.  Not for any reason.  Towel whipping enforcement required for violations.
10. All pranks are completely acceptable until 2 am.  Seriously, we need our beauty sleep.
11. Turning off water heater or water pump when in shower.  It is messed up, but one time is humorous.  Twice and you are a jerk.
12. As a man has passed out, it is appropriate to give him his first piercing with single barb fishhooks.  Note: I said single barb.  Triple is plain cruel.
13. When a grown man sleeps on the roof of a houseboat in a sleeping bag, it is customary to throw him from the roof into the water.  However, proper protocol requires a One-two-three verbal warning and at least one floatation device being available.
[number 13 is from the personal experience of one of our staff members is not recommended, safety is and always has been one of our top priorities here at houseboats.com]
Here is a great place to leave comments about your own adventures houseboating, too.

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Dogs love houseboating, too.

Picture this: three women and three dogs on a 47-foot houseboat for five days on Lake Shasta. Both my dog, Lucy, a hearty 14-year-old and the 6-month-old pup, named Pal, learned to swim, and I’m note sure who was proudest, the old girl or the young upstart.

Both dogs were pretty pleased with themselves and the human “moms” were beaming, of course.  It was doubly touching watching Lucy swim back and forth in some of the lagoons because there was no sign of her arthritis in the water — just her little head bobbing steadily along as she dog-paddled around.

She clearly looked and felt rejuvenated, as did the humans.  The only bad thing was having to leave to drive home.  If you haven’t tried houseboating with your dog, it can be so magical, especially at Lake Shasta.  We saw so many varied types of wildlife, including an eagle, a young buck who calmly came up to the boat in search of treats, and all kinds of ducks and geese with their babies.

Fish were abundant, clearly visible through the water, but I’m happy to say we didn’t kill any of them.  One of my friends caught a young bass but we were able to safely return it to the water.  And after that, we agreed to remove the goods from the lure and enjoyed casting without having to worry about whether we would hurt any more fish.  My friends went for hikes most days, but I confess my greatest exertion was for the daily rock skipping contests — something even the dogs enjoyed watching.

Lake Shasta is wonderful any thime of year, but if you decide to go, I’d recommend the week before Memorial weekend.  The rates are cheaper and you have much of  the lake to yourself, with only the occasional jarring drone of those stupid jet skis.

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Linda Goldston, Humans, dogs alike enjoy lake cruise. The San Jose Mercury News, June 4, 2001.

Archive: /pdf/MercNewsDogsLakeCruise_June2001.pdf

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