After spending the weekend with my brothers and dad on a houseboat, I realized one of the things that makes houseboating so great-the houseboating code. The code is a list of unspoken rules that must be followed on a houseboat trip to maximize the fun that is able to be had. It is a sacred rulebook that can be felt more than spoken. If you have never been houseboating, you may be unaware of its power and consequences of not following it. For those who have houseboated, you know exactly what I’m talking about.
Today’s key points are on the male version of the houseboating code, I’ll address the ladies next time. Testosterone is my language of choice, so I’ll start with my own comfort zone and venture off into the wilderness of the female mind later. Dudes, listen up, this stuff is important for you and your buddies to have the most memorable houseboating trip ever. Seriously.